1. Badge Bunny #1:
Proper noun: A female that goes out only with cops and firemen.
2. Badge Bunny #2:
n. a female (presumably) who enjoys boinking and actively pursuing sexual relationships with cops
syn. "chip"
Example #1: "Becky takes alot of cop schlong. She's a real badge bunny."
3. Badge Buddy #3:
1. A female, usually of the barely legal age range, who spends her time chasing police officers and offering them her 'services' in hopes of gaining status amoung her badge bunny friends.
see also holster sniffer, most commonly found at all night resturants and gas stations.
Example #2: Do you know Leslie? Oh, you mean the badge bunny? Yeah, I've heard that she's served more cops than Dunkin' Donuts.
Other names for a Badge Bunny:
1. Chip
2. Badge chaser
3. Holster sniffer
4. Blue light whore
5. Nightstick polisher
6. Badge banger
Why are women Badge Bunnies?
In my opinion, some women out there are attracted to the authority figure, and tend to build up a fantasy in there mind regarding what it would be like to be with a cop. The whole idea of having a man that carries a gun with no blanks, has handcuffs to restrain that bad person, has a baton to use as a means of punishment for resisting (Expandable Baton is much more intimidating!), and is aggressive.
This tends to create a lustful fantasy about a cop taking control of the women in the bedroom, or on a traffic stop, or even out in public, which usually leads to or involves some forms of bondage, S&M, or rough sex. Some women even fantasize about being pulled over by a cop, being asked to step out of their vehicle, bent over the hood of their car, while the cop conducts his slow and thourough pat down search for contraband he knows doesn't exist, and in his search, he reaches under the females clothing searching every nook that he can until at last it leads to ........ Well you get the picture!!! But I am sure there are many more fantasies that women have of cops, not just the one I had mentioned.
I have to be honest with you ladies out there though, there are a lot of cops that really aren't aggressive intimately. Most cops are cautious, very dirty minded individuals, or should I say, "Very Kinky!" I haven't met one yet that wasn't, or at least pretended to be. This is probably why a lot of cops get suckered into the grasps of a BADGE BUNNY! Badge Bunnies like to lure cops into her clutches by talking dirty, promising sexual acts that only he can receive with her, pretending to be really open minded just so he will think that all his fantasies will come true, and then when he gives in, the trap is set. The Badge Bunny now can add another notch to her bed post to show all her bunny friends. Badge Bunnies are predators only after one thing, and that is her trophy cop! Some are out there to trap a cop by getting pregnant, thus receiving money later on. YES! This does happen!! Others are just out there to fulfill there sexual fantasies and nothing more (must be because we're safe!!)
Again these are just my opinions, they are not facts, but I feel they are accurate to a degree. Feel free to comment or share your stories or fantasies if you prefer! I'm sure we will all enjoy them.
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